its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I got inside last night via doggy door
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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