We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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