i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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