Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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