Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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