Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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