I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think I died a long time ago.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i think i have herpe
just one?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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