saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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