Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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