I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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