Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
