Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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