Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
that is very illegal...i love you.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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