By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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