theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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