I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
