Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I need a burrito and a hug.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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