Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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