that's an acceptable place to lick
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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