dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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