my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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