have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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