There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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