just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
