Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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