I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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