Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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