Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
