I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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