Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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