btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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