and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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