i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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