He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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