VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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