I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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