do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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