You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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