I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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