hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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