btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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