Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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