my vag is so smooth its legendary
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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