I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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