Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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