that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
