So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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