Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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