Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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