Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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